June 2013
son i’m not mad that your text post only got 3 notes i’m just disappointed
“I’m gonna like this post so I can find it later.”
“mommy, can I-“
“not unless u get 100000 notes on a post, honey”
you remind me of my asian friend, Ug Lee
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
If you think about it, Facebook has not even reached the stage of Gif’s yet.
Or italics
How can I express my feelings with no italics
It has not even got bold
And we need to talk about:
- Bullet points
I may as well
strikeoutFacebookYou can’t even put links into text
you did not just link that
i just choked on my cheese
omfg
April 2013
does anyone remember London Tipton’s numberplate?
what if everyone driving on the highway tuned their radios to the same station and blasted the volume it would be like a traveling concert
today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”
one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face
instead of ‘gay friends’ can we say homiesexuals
Is getting heartbroken a hobby????
No honey, it’s a career
March 2013
I was looking at my friend’s cat pictures and she has a cat that’s more attractive than some human girls…
I WASN’T KIDDING
dark humour isn’t everybody’s cup of liquidized dead baby
